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"Honestly, I'm not a real big fan of penis"
Pete Wentz recently admitted to being a fan of tongue fights with other dudes. He said he won't go past that though since he isn't a fan of the dick.
He said, "...Honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit. So that’s the biggest problem. I’d love to share clothes with a dude and have all those benefits, but I just can’t get past that thing. It’s just weird-lookin"
How is he dating Simpson then, because you know her clit is shaped like a cock. I mean, it just is. Please, he loves the dick. I used to say this when I was in Junior high school and didn't want to come out as a 100% homo.
Antonio Sabato Jr. Getting BLOWN?
Antonio Sabato Jr. getting blown? Unfortunately it was just for a movie he made back in 2003 called Testosterone. The former General Hospital star and boy-toy of Amanda Woodward shot this fag film about well....who really cares right? He used to be so hot, but now with that hair he's the ultimate cheese. That being said, I'd let him pop the trunk and change my tire. I don't know what that meant, but you get it.
Tim Hardaway Really Hates the Gays
I don't know much about sports. Ok, I don't know anything about sports. I guess some former NBA named John Amaechi came out of the closet in his new book. Well, another retired NBA player had a lot to say about it. Tim Hardaway was formerly with the Miami Heat and said he hates gays. His words. Tim said, "You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States." Damn, don't hold anything back Tim! Tim said that most players would probably want John traded to another team. When asked what he would do if he was ever on a team with John he said, "First of all, I wouldn't want him on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that is right. I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room. But stuff like that is going on and there's a lot of other people I hear that are like that and still in the closet and don't want to come out of the closet, but you know I just leave that alone." If he hates the gays that much that means only one thing, he's taking it up the ass! He feels so guilty for being a cum-loving, salad-tossing, hot dog-taking homersexual that he's attacking his own to feel good about what he's doing. What a moron. He's never going to get a good haircut again!
He says he is around 7 inches
Who's the Boss star, Danny Pintauro, has posted a personal ad on a popular unnamed gay dating site. Danny who played Jonathan on the 80's sitcom came out of the closet years ago. He's 30 now and says he's “sexy, passionate, fun, verbal, obedient (and) open to anything.”
He says he's around 7 inches and doesn't smoke, but likes to drink. Sorry, I need to stop. How is this news? It isn't. I should've waited to post this under tomorrow's "Who Cares?" news, but I'm just going to go with it. That all being said, I'd hit it from the front and back.
And what would Mona have to say about this? You know her ass was into some kinkeee business.
Jake wears tighty whities
Sources reveal that Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the underwear department of a Bloomingdale's recently sifting through all of the tightey whities. He was going through every single brand, taking them out and examining them.
A source said, "He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store."
Damn! Can't a homo practice his fetish in peace without everyone tattling on him? Damn.
History of Gays on television
When looking at the history of gays on television, size doesn’t matter.
Though the raw number of homosexual characters on prime-time series is still miniscule — particularly on broadcast TV — the depth and richness of their portrayals has grown exponentially.
Call it personality tube lube.
Hard to believe, but it’s been almost 30 years since Billy Crystal played the first gay running character on a series: Jodie Dallas, on ABC’s then-controversial satire Soap.
We’ve come a long way in three decades, babies. Their numbers may be small, but gays are playing large with mainstream America .
We’re not talking niche networks here. We’re talking N-B-C, for one. We’re talking big, boffo hits like Will & Grace, which ended its eight-season run in May.
The first mainstream-network smash with gay lead characters, W & G proved that Americans would embrace a straight-looking queer who never had sex and a goofy-looking queen who never stopped — as long as they made them laugh.
The key? Characters with layers. Texture. Nuance. Playing to and against type. Created by great writers and producers, many of whom were gay. At W & G’s height, more than 17 million viewers tuned in each week to watch the queer boys. Advertisers paid top dollar.
W & G’s success made it cool to be queer on TV. And premium cable, with no restrictions on language and content, was off and running.
There was Showtime’s Queer as Folk, featuring a cast of gay studs in heat. Then it was the girls’ turn, with beautiful lesbians bumping uglies on the The L Word, also on Showtime.
The moral center of HBO’s Six Feet Under was a gay undertaker. Even TV’s butchest show, HBO’s The Sopranos, got into the act last season with Tony’s top earner turning out to be a closet queer.
In the reality genre, the boys of Bravo’s Queer Eye for the Straight Guy became media darlings. Reichen and Chip, then a couple, won season four of CBS’s Amazing Race.
Gays are routinely included in Bravo’s Project Runway (duh) and Top Chef. There are even two gay cable networks — Logo and here! (CQ)
Pre-Will & Grace, two major factors increased gay visibility: The integration of gay characters into popular mainstream shows, and the proliferation of gay writers and producers pushing the envelopes on their own series.
ABC’s Roseanne (1988-97), a breakthrough comedy, featured a gay wedding and a bisexual character played by Sandra Bernhard. Innkeepers Ron & Erik tied the knot on CBS’s Northern Exposure in 1994. The same year, HIV-positive gay man Pedro Zamora became a cult hero on MTV’s The Real World.
In the numbers game, however, gay characters continue to barely register a pulse on the TV landscape.
Only 1.3 percent of all scripted-series regulars on the ‘06-‘07 schedules of the six major broadcast networks are homosexual, according to an analysis by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.
Last season, it was a whopping 1.4 percent.
In cable and unscripted shows, GLAAD counts 25 series regulars, one fewer than last year.
L’est we forget, it was a woman who broke open the doors. Remember what a huge deal it was when Ellen DeGeneres and her sitcom character both came out in April 1997?
“The Puppy Episode” drew a mondo 34 million viewers, but the next season, Lesbianism 101 replaced comedy and the show tanked.
Now DeGeneres is a hugely-successful daytime chat show host. She never talks about her sexuality.
Coincidence? You decide.
Our representation remained low, if not invisible until the 99-00 season on broadcast networks (it began to climb on cable in 1993), since the beginning of this century it's remained relatively consistent with some minor fluctuations.
Simmons gets caught riding the board!
George is gay
Even More Matt Damon for you. Though joking, Damon apparently spends a good amount of time thinking about man-on-man action. Monsters and Critics reports on his ongoing obsession with George Clooney's sexuality: "George is gay. Everybody knows that. But honestly, I never realised he was gay - even when he was b***ing me off!"
Washington State Domestic Partner Law Takes Effect
News outlets are reporting that "dozens" of couples are lining up at government offices around Washington state today to register as domestic partners under a law that took effect over the weekend.
According to The Olympian, "Couples registered as domestic partners will get enhanced rights, including hospital visitation rights, the ability to authorize autopsies and organ donations and inheritance rights when there is no will. But domestic partners aren't getting all the rights that traditionally married couples have, and the registry is not the same as civil unions offered to gay couples in other states. To be registered, couples must share a home, not be married or in a domestic relationship with someone else, and be at least 18."
Is he really gay?
Actor Shemar Moore wants to clear up any confusion stemming from photos in Hawaii.
"People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!"